January 2012
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A conversation about marriage (with some...
Classmate #1: Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
Classmate #2: I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty.
Me: Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
Classmates: ....
Me: And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong.
Classmate #2: What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
Classmate #1: Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it.
Me: Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
Classmate #1: Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
Me: What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
Classmate #1: Yeah...
Me: Does he love animals, too?
Classmate #1: He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
Me: Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha.
Classmate #1: ....
Me: Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.
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adriofthedead:
dragonmaw:
foreverhiddlestoned:
what dial-up sounds like.
the sound a floppy disk makes when you put it in the computer.
Wishbone.
Bill Nye the Science Guy.
blowing into the cartridge of the Playstation game when it started screwing up.
owning Titanic on a two-volume VHS set.
using cassettes.
blowing into the cartridge of the Playstation game when it started screwing...
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adriofthedead:
grapeyguts:
diarrheaheartfailure:
4eyedblonde:
jessiphia:
HE CANNOT EVEN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE.
I could watch Stephen break character ALL DAY.
One of my favourite parts of campaign fundraising is following the names of who’s donating to campaigns
Earlier this year, in an effort to troll white supremacist supporters of Ron Paul, people were donating to his campaign...
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iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme:
ohio-is4-lovers:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
Now, THESE questions are a little bit more...
A. Why my last relationship ended.
B. Favorite band.
C. Who I like and why I like them.
D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through.
E. My best friend.
F. My favorite movie.
G. Sexual orientation.
H. Do I smoke/drink?
I. Have any tattoos or piercings?
J. What I want to be when I get older.
K. Relationship with my parents.
L. One of my insecurities.
M. Virgin or not?
N. Favourite place to shop at?
O. My eye colour.
P. Why I hate school.
Q. Relationship status as of right now.
R. Favourite song at the moment.
S. A random fact about myself.
T. Age I get mistaken for.
U. Where I want to be right now.
V. Last time I cried.
W. Concerts I’ve been to.
X. What would you do if (…)?
Y. Do you want to go to college.
Z. How are you?
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Who knew? Reading something with a little romance would lift my spirits?
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